He Makes My Blood Pressure Rocket
His attitude is ridiculous.
His mouth is consistently getting him in trouble.
His energy level is that of a cougar on speed.
His appetite is non-existent.
His time-out blow-outs can be heard from space.
His toy supply could parallel F.A.O.
His words are borderline criminal.
His behavior rocks on a see-saw of bad to beyond crazy.
He’s the most perfect child ever.
I wouldn’t change a thing.
Soon, You’ll be 5. Here’s me wishing to turn back time.
Kristi Gilbert also known as The Robot Mommy started blogging after successfully getting her son to eat by talking like a robot. She then transformed into said robot and has been writing about her family’s adventures ever since. Inspired by her infant daughter, imaginative toddler son and supportive husband, she documents life as she knows it: chaotic, coffee soaked and filled with awesomeness.