He Makes My Blood Pressure Rocket


His messes are epic.

His attitude is ridiculous.

His mouth is consistently getting him in trouble.

His energy level is that of a cougar on speed.

His appetite is non-existent.

His time-out blow-outs can be heard from space.

His toy supply could parallel F.A.O.

His words are borderline criminal.

His behavior rocks on a see-saw of bad to beyond crazy.

He’s the most perfect child ever.

I wouldn’t change a thing.

Soon, You’ll be 5. Here’s me wishing to turn back time.