Porn for Pregnant Ladies? Yes, Please

Sexy is in the eye of the beholder, but can we all agree that a handsome man not wearing a shirt is a beautiful thing? Okay, good.

So how could someone possibly improve on something so exquisite? One way is to pretend he’s saying all the things pregnant women want to (and sometimes need to) hear.

Blogger Amy Morrison, “the broad behind the bird” known as Pregnant Chicken, serves up some hot dishes in her head-noddingly hilarious post “Porn for Pregnant Ladies.” If you’re a fan of Ryan Gosling, Tyson Beckford, Jon Hamm, Hugh Jackman, and their ilk, and you’ve also been hoping someone would compliment your cankles while offering to repaint the nursery the exact shade of green you saw on Pinterest, well, these photos are for you.


See the rest of “Porn for Pregnant Ladies” here.

If you liked those, don’t miss the books “Porn for New Moms” and “Porn for Women.”  My husband likes to quote the page that says “Let me just rub your feet while you tell me about the baby’s day.” He thinks it’s funny; I think hubba hubba.