The Mother Adhesive Theory
I think Iâ€™ve stumbled upon a parenting theory. Something that has baffled moms and dads for years and years.
Why doesnâ€™t your child ever leave you alone?!?
The Mother Adhesive Theory.
My children yup, both of them currently feel they need to be at my side, under my feet or wrapped around my legs at all times. This occurs when Iâ€™m cooking, cleaning, relaxing and IN THE FREAKING BATHROOM!
Sometimes they are less obvious yet still effectively playing the I must be in the same room or I need to be on your lap or head or play the mother tucking card.
The theory is that children are required to be near or on top of their parents so to be nurtured through osmosis as well as through â€śnormalâ€ť nurturing methods.
Through this parent osmosis transfer, a child soaks up every nook and cranny of their parentâ€™s knowledge, special skills and in my childrenâ€™s case humor.
My test subjects Velcro 1 and Velcro 2 were more than happy to help me is my hypothesis. Both acted accordingly and made sure to not hold back. It one point I had one in my back while the other keep her head on my feet. Their behavior was both helpful and annoying.
After all experiments were made, both my children were smarter, amazing storytellers and much funnier yet no less physically bothersome. Iâ€™ll take smarter over annoying. Besides, their behavior pays for stuff.
Someday, I might submit my thesis to those parenting magazines who would benefit most.
You all are looking at your children very closely now, arenâ€™t you?
Kristi Gilbert also known as The Robot Mommy started blogging after successfully getting her son to eat by talking like a robot. She then transformed into said robot and has been writing about her familyâ€™s adventures ever since. Inspired by her infant daughter, imaginative toddler son and supportive husband, she documents life as she knows it: chaotic, coffee soaked and filled with awesomeness.