Understanding 2-Year-Old Logic
As my baby girl evolves to full blown toddler, the traits that make people run and scream are rearing their ugly heads. People have fear in their eyes when they hear these words together..
Two. Years. Old.
People who arenâ€™t parents (and a few that are) can relate to at least one of the benchmarks that make two years old the most feared of all the ages in childhood
The holding of breath
The going limp
The refusal to eat foods previously enjoyed
The throwing of objects
The â€śIâ€™m right and youâ€™re wrong.â€ť
This last one has become paralleled with tantrums and noâ€™s. It may or may not also include hitting or, heaven forbid, biting.
Of course, these may be the toddler rites of passages. They are learning about themselves and realizing that they want total control. However, their â€śnormalâ€ť is our â€śhellâ€ť because it seems as if overnight our sweet cuddling babies turn into super villains. Yes, I said villains. I sugarcoat nothing just as they wouldnâ€™t sugarcoat their feelings.
Today, we watched a show on TV. The credits rolled and it was over.
Turn on show!
Honey, itâ€™s over.
NO!! Not over! TURN IT BACK ON!
Sorry honey. The show is over. We can watch something else.
NO SOMETHING ELSE!!
This of course is followed by her throwing a toy or her juice. Sometimes that object hits me.
Toddler logic interpretation: The show I was watching was very enjoyable. Iâ€™d like it back on please and will not take no for an answer. If you are unaware my tiny world is crumbling and the only way to fix it is by turning the show back on and save us all from disaster. You especially.
We had chicken and raw carrots for the kids and I had veggie soup because I was feeling sick. My kids wonâ€™t eat cooked carrots so I always serve them raw.
Mom, I no eat carrots
Oh but baby you love carrots
No!! I no like carrots. Whatchu eating?
My soup because Iâ€™m sick, honey.
I like soup.
I have some soup?
Honey, I donâ€™t want you sick.
I sick too (coughing) I need soup, OK?
â€¦.puppy dog eyesâ€¦
Ok, what do you want? as I pull up a spoonful
oooooo. I have carrot??
Toddler interpretation logic: I hate carrots when it seems like thereâ€™s too much food on my plate or Iâ€™m bored. Tonight Iâ€™m bored so Iâ€™m going to refuse my food. However, you arenâ€™t eating what Iâ€™m eating and youâ€™re kinda pretty so you need to share, ok? And Iâ€™m not taking no for an answer. Besides, your carrots look mighty tasty.
With these examples, you too can figure out the brain of your two year old.
And patience. And luck. Lots and lots of luck.
Kristi Gilbert also known as The Robot Mommy started blogging after successfully getting her son to eat by talking like a robot. She then transformed into said robot and has been writing about her familyâ€™s adventures ever since. Inspired by her infant daughter, imaginative toddler son and supportive husband, she documents life as she knows it: chaotic, coffee soaked and filled with awesomeness.